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Ice Tea

   One day Rudy invited his friends to saw the movie together at his house. And then Iwan, Yudi, and Tino came to Rudy’s house, they saw horror movie.

  They felt thirsty and then Rudy checked the refrigerator and then Rudy checked something could be drank. Rudy found 2 bottles of  tea in the refrigerator and then Rudy reserved that to his friends.

   For a short time Rudy’s brother came home and checked the refrigerator, but he couldn’t found what he wanted. Rudy’s brother asked to Rudy, “Have you seen my bottle in refrigerator?”  Rudy answered “yes, I did, I have drunk that ice tea.”

  Rudy’s brother felt silent upon heard what Rudy said and laugh very loud and said, “you have drunk my urine. I put theme in the refrigerator because tomorrow  there will be a drugs test in my university. But if you want more “ice tea” i will give you more.

Meat Shop

 

One day before Eid celebration a meat shop held a big sale. Many people queued in front of the shop early than usually.

   Suddenly the old man rashly get in front of other people which had queued from earlier. And a man shouted at him “Hey! Be Passion!” after that he pulled him backward.

  And then the old man did the same thing like before, he got in front of other people again, a bunch of people pulled him backward and reprimanded him.

  And then the face of the old man was angry and said, “how can I open the shop, if all of you always pull me into backwards.”