Tukiman and Tukiyem

   Someday in the right edge of the class was sat someone named Tukiman.He always looked someone had sat in other side infront of class.She was new student in the class,had short hair and always concentrated when the teacher was explained.His named Tukiyem.He hoped someday Tukiyem would to glanced at him.He tried to found the information about her.He asked her friend to got hers phone number.At night Tukiman tried to sent her some message by his phone.But she didn't answer the message.Tomorrow he sent the message again.But she answered the message arrogantly.Tukiman began the communication warmly and sweet.He pushed every mobile phone button carefully.In the long run she became friendly with Tukiman.But her friendly attitude wasn't showed in the class.She was still arrogantly.

    Many time had allowed by Tukiman and Tukiyem but she became unfriendly.Many messages Tukiman sent every night wasn't reply by Tukiyem.Tukiman felt sad and depressed.Tomorrow after school Tukiman saw someone walked with Tukiyem.Tukiman felt angry.At night he sent some message and it made Tukiyem angry and didn't want to met Tukiman anymore.Tukiyem hearts was hurt.
A long time after that Tukiyem and Tukiman graduated from Junior High School and continued in the same school.Tukiman had different class with Tukiyem.Tukiman felt missed something after what had he did to Tukiyem.He wanted to apologize from Tukiyem and made Tukiyem believe that he wouldn't do the same thing and made Tukiyem heart was hurt by many ways.But Tukiyem couldn't accept his appologize.Seven years after that Tukiyem was married with Tukiman's father.

Spoof

Ice Tea

   One day Rudy invited his friends to saw the movie together at his house. And then Iwan, Yudi, and Tino came to Rudy’s house, they saw horror movie.

  They felt thirsty and then Rudy checked the refrigerator and then Rudy checked something could be drank. Rudy found 2 bottles of  tea in the refrigerator and then Rudy reserved that to his friends.

   For a short time Rudy’s brother came home and checked the refrigerator, but he couldn’t found what he wanted. Rudy’s brother asked to Rudy, “Have you seen my bottle in refrigerator?”  Rudy answered “yes, I did, I have drunk that ice tea.”

  Rudy’s brother felt silent upon heard what Rudy said and laugh very loud and said, “you have drunk my urine. I put theme in the refrigerator because tomorrow  there will be a drugs test in my university. But if you want more “ice tea” i will give you more.

Meat Shop

 

One day before Eid celebration a meat shop held a big sale. Many people queued in front of the shop early than usually.

   Suddenly the old man rashly get in front of other people which had queued from earlier. And a man shouted at him “Hey! Be Passion!” after that he pulled him backward.

  And then the old man did the same thing like before, he got in front of other people again, a bunch of people pulled him backward and reprimanded him.

  And then the face of the old man was angry and said, “how can I open the shop, if all of you always pull me into backwards.”