Tukiman and Tukiyem

   Someday in the right edge of the class was sat someone named Tukiman.He always looked someone had sat in other side infront of class.She was new student in the class,had short hair and always concentrated when the teacher was explained.His named Tukiyem.He hoped someday Tukiyem would to glanced at him.He tried to found the information about her.He asked her friend to got hers phone number.At night Tukiman tried to sent her some message by his phone.But she didn't answer the message.Tomorrow he sent the message again.But she answered the message arrogantly.Tukiman began the communication warmly and sweet.He pushed every mobile phone button carefully.In the long run she became friendly with Tukiman.But her friendly attitude wasn't showed in the class.She was still arrogantly.

    Many time had allowed by Tukiman and Tukiyem but she became unfriendly.Many messages Tukiman sent every night wasn't reply by Tukiyem.Tukiman felt sad and depressed.Tomorrow after school Tukiman saw someone walked with Tukiyem.Tukiman felt angry.At night he sent some message and it made Tukiyem angry and didn't want to met Tukiman anymore.Tukiyem hearts was hurt.
A long time after that Tukiyem and Tukiman graduated from Junior High School and continued in the same school.Tukiman had different class with Tukiyem.Tukiman felt missed something after what had he did to Tukiyem.He wanted to apologize from Tukiyem and made Tukiyem believe that he wouldn't do the same thing and made Tukiyem heart was hurt by many ways.But Tukiyem couldn't accept his appologize.Seven years after that Tukiyem was married with Tukiman's father.

Spoof

Ice Tea

   One day Rudy invited his friends to saw the movie together at his house. And then Iwan, Yudi, and Tino came to Rudy’s house, they saw horror movie.

  They felt thirsty and then Rudy checked the refrigerator and then Rudy checked something could be drank. Rudy found 2 bottles of  tea in the refrigerator and then Rudy reserved that to his friends.

   For a short time Rudy’s brother came home and checked the refrigerator, but he couldn’t found what he wanted. Rudy’s brother asked to Rudy, “Have you seen my bottle in refrigerator?”  Rudy answered “yes, I did, I have drunk that ice tea.”

  Rudy’s brother felt silent upon heard what Rudy said and laugh very loud and said, “you have drunk my urine. I put theme in the refrigerator because tomorrow  there will be a drugs test in my university. But if you want more “ice tea” i will give you more.

Meat Shop

 

One day before Eid celebration a meat shop held a big sale. Many people queued in front of the shop early than usually.

   Suddenly the old man rashly get in front of other people which had queued from earlier. And a man shouted at him “Hey! Be Passion!” after that he pulled him backward.

  And then the old man did the same thing like before, he got in front of other people again, a bunch of people pulled him backward and reprimanded him.

  And then the face of the old man was angry and said, “how can I open the shop, if all of you always pull me into backwards.”

Expression

The last a week was a big match between Arsenal and Manchester United team.Bernado and Radit had plan to met at Emirates Stadium to watched the match

Radit      :"Hi,Ben have you bring our tickets that you brought yesterday?"
Bernado :"Oh,i think i have put that in my pocket.Let me check it.Whoaaaa!"
Radit      :"What happen Ben?"
Bernado :"I'm sorry.I lose our tickets."
Radit      :"Where you leave the tickets?"
Bernado :"Ummm,Oh!!I leave the tickets on my desk.But we haven't time to go back to my home because the stadion will closed when the match have started"

And than Wira and Rizki approached Ben and Radit

Wira      :"Hi,Adit and Ben.What's happen?
Radit      :"Ben leave our tickets,but we can't take the  tickets at Ben's house because we won't late to watch tha match"
Rizki      :"Oh we can give you my two tickets because my friends denied the agree to watch the match with us."
Bernado :"Oh Thanks Goodness!Thank you,without you we cann't watch the match."
Rizki       :"You are welcome.We have to go to our seats in stadium now,because the match will be start."
Radit       :"Ok let's go."

When the match had started for 30 minutes,a terrible accident happened between that two teams players.The hard tackle from Manchester player made one of Arsenal player fainted.

Wira      :"Ouch!He want to kill him with his tackle."
Radit      :"It should be red card."
Rizky      :"It must be hurts!I cannot imagine that.What do you think about that Ben?"
Bernado  :"I think that tackle too hard."

The match continued after that player had taken to hospital.After 50 minutes , Arsenal player made a goal.

All         :"Goal!!!!!"
Wira      :"What a fantastic goal Van Persie!What is your opinion about that goal Ben?"
Bernado :"Great!I love how he makes the goal."
Rizki       :"I think,i agree with you Ben."
Radit       :"Oh I like that."

The match ended.The Arsenal won the match.They went to Bernado home to celebrated Arsenal victory by a box of coke and  some french fries

Wira      :"Ben,bring me a coke please!"
Bernado :"Here is it."
Rizki      :"Ben bring me a coke and french fries for Radit,please!"

After celebrated the victory,we went home.

Conditional sentences

Conditional 1

1. If i look at her,she will smile to me
2. If Jhon have many cars,he will join illegal race
3. If Van Persie workout harder,he will reach his peak performance
4. He will kill me if i try to escape from here
5. If Michael Jackson can't sing ,he will take a job as dancer

Conditional 2

1. If he ate that fried chicken ,he would get stomachache
2. If they won the final match,they would get the big prize from the president 
3. If Joni read that book,he would understand about how to draw comic
4. She would study diligently if her father gave her motorcycle
5. If my brother broke my  glasses,i would help him again

Conditional 3

1. If Jefry had not taken the id-card ,he would not have went to the manager room 
2. If i had moved the desk,i would have found the money under that desk
3. Robin would have arrived this place if he had gotten car accident
4. If Billy had studied hard,he would have passed the test
5. If Yani and Mary had joined scout,they would known about survival,first aid,etc

Cat and Ostrich

 Once upon a time, there lived a cat in forest. the cat always wanted to fly. he was envy to the birds especially the Ostrich who was the king of the birds that live in the bird's kingdom in the sky. The Cat tried to made wings from straw and branch. but it was wasted, he couldn't fly.

 One day when the Ostrich was flying down from the sky to the river to clean his self, the cat saw the ostrich when he drunk in the river. he saw the ostrich's wings and he stole it. the cat used the wings so he could fly. the ostrich shocked that his wings had gone. he couldn't found his wings. he got worried and couldn't back to the sky.

 In the bird kingdom, the crow was waiting his king, but the king didn't show up. realized that his king didn't come back to the sky, so the crow was looking for his king. When he flew looking around in the forest, he saw the cat flew and boosted to other animals. He realized that the wings which was used by cat was his king's wings.

 After he flew around the river, he finally found his king without no wings. The Ostrich felt so luck that the crow could find him. The Ostrich told the story that he had been through to the crow. the crow inform the Ostrich that he saw the cat flew by using his wings. When he heard, the Ostrich got angry and set up a plan to a revenge. He ordered the Crow to raised the Cat to become a king.

 After that the Crow went to the Cat and said " you are so brave and strong with your wings. Do you want to become our king ?" the Cat answered " Absolutely im brave and strong, no one can defeat me, I accept you offer to become the king.

 The crow served his new king a lot of food. And then the Cat ate all of the food greedy until he become fat. The wings got broken, the Cat fell to the ground. Finally, The Ostrich and Cat couldn't fly anymore and live on the ground forever.

Passive Voice

Simple Present

• Active:       My brother plays playstation
• Passive:     Playstation is played by my brother

Present Continous

• Active:       Nugie is reading the novel
• Passive:      The novel is being read by Nugie

Present Perfect

• Active:       Ramsey has driven red car
• Passive:      Red car have been driven by Ramsey

Present Perfect Continous

• Active:       Van Persie has been moving the ball
• Passive:      The ball has been being moved by van persie

Simple Past

• Active:       John Lenon played the guitar
• Passive:      The guitar was played by John Lenon

Past Continous

• Active:        Beni was writing a letter
• Passive:       A latter was being written by Beni

Past Perfect

• Active:         Agung had seen the film
• Passive:       The film had been seen by Agung

Past Perfect Continous

• Active:        The Bear had catching a salmon
• Passive:       A salmon had been being catched by the bear

Future

• Active:        Richard will marry her soon
• Passive:       She will be married by Richard soon

Future Continous

• Active:         I will be cooking the fish
• Passive:       The fish will be being cooked by me

Future Perfect

• Active:          I will have downloaded the song
• Passive:        The song will have been downloaded by me 

Future Perfect Continous

• Active:           I will have been buying a pet
• Passive:          A pet will have been being bought by me

Zapin Dance

   Zapin Dance is one kind of dances comes from Malay ethnic.Usually Zapin performed at wedding, tradition ceremony ,and art show.Zapin dance is accompanied by traditional music, which consist of gambus ,marwas, and violin.

     

     Zapin Dance consist of many variants and appropriated with dance characteristic and geographic.These day kind of Zapin dance is divided becomes two.They are traditional Zapin dance and modern Zapin dance.

     Traditional Zapin dance has movements inspired by traditional movements and habits.Example the ebb and flow of tide,flying birds,etc.This movement has harmonic move from top to toe.

     Modern Zapin dance is developing movements and revolution movements of traditional Zapin dance.The characteristic of modern Zapin are variety,expressive movements and costume are various.

     Zapin dance comes from Middle East by Persian and Arabic muslim missionaris and introduced to Malay during the fifteenth century.The dance is originally performed by males only.However it is also performed by female dancers these days.